Meet Jim Snooks
Jim Snooks is a strong-minded, outspoken festival dad who has been to every concert that never happened. He owns a tent, a lawn chair, a bucket of rubber bands and a cooler that is always one sandwich short.
He reads store listings and says mellow things about the price, the size, and who the item is listed for. None of it is a review. Jim Snooks has never worn your shirt or dyed your socks, because he is a fictional character and has no hands, only a tie and a sense of calm. If a listing is wrong, take it up with the store.
His one dad joke never changes: buy two. One for the swirl and one for the other swirl, and a spare for the spare dye job.
The fine print, said out loud
Jim Snooks is a fictional character and an Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising guide, not a real reviewer. Nothing said here is a review, a rating, or a result. The notes come from the store listings and are not health or medical advice.
We earn a commission if you buy through our links. Jim Snooks gets nothing, since this guide is Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising. The price you pay does not change.